For those with a swimming pool, BOBBING FOR APPLES can take on a whole new dimension. Rig a DUCKING STOOL for an added treat, and be sure to use only the foulest of poisoned apples.
If a FROG–KISSING CONTEST is part of the program, it is only fair that there be at least one real Prince in the mix. For those on a budget, there is a surplus of them in England, and they are quite reasonable.
Concrete lawn furniture near the pool should be clearly marked NOT TO BE USED AS A FLOTATION DEVICE.
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About the Author:
Journalist: nominated 1977 LA Press Club Award for Panama Canal Story. Humorist, Columnist, Commentator: wrote paid Editorial/Opinion for the Houston Post; Guest Editorials (conservative) for many newspapers. Wrote Column, ALL I KNOW IS WHAT I SEE IN THE MEDIA by W.T. Potus, for the Bay Area Tribune and the North Galveston County Weekly News, 1994–1996.
jet___ (Janice E. Terry) is bilingual in English and Spanish and frequently does Spanish to English translations for businesses. The author is available for Freelance Work as a Humorist, Frivologist, Mirthematician, Verbivore, Columnist, Editor/Writer, and Marketing Consultant.
2005. In memoriam. jet__ (Janice), we shall miss you.
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