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author:  Margie Culbertson

October/November '98 Humor Writing Contest Winner
Best Very Short Humor!

Halloween Party Ideas & Tips: 
Making A Real Splash

By jet___

For those with a swimming pool, BOBBING FOR APPLES can take on a whole new dimension. Rig a DUCKING STOOL for an added treat, and be sure to use only the foulest of poisoned apples.

If a FROG–KISSING CONTEST is part of the program, it is only fair that there be at least one real Prince in the mix. For those on a budget, there is a surplus of them in England, and they are quite reasonable.

Concrete lawn furniture near the pool should be clearly marked NOT TO BE USED AS A FLOTATION DEVICE.

This article may be quoted with proper attribution/credit. Payment is welcomed from for–profit publications.

About the Author: 

Journalist:  nominated 1977 LA Press Club Award for Panama Canal Story. Humorist, Columnist, Commentator:  wrote paid Editorial/Opinion for the Houston Post; Guest Editorials (conservative) for many newspapers. Wrote Column, ALL I KNOW IS WHAT I SEE IN THE MEDIA by W.T. Potus, for the Bay Area Tribune and the North Galveston County Weekly News, 1994–1996.

jet___ (Janice E. Terry) is bilingual in English and Spanish and frequently does Spanish to English translations for businesses. The author is available for Freelance Work as a Humorist, Frivologist, Mirthematician, Verbivore, Columnist, Editor/Writer, and Marketing Consultant.

(c)jet____ FEATURES: 

2005. In memoriam. jet__ (Janice), we shall miss you.

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